Episode VIII: Revenge of the Title

OK, we need a thread for ridiculous title ideas.  Thanks for the inspiration, @snufkin, who came up with Episode VIII:  The Plot Contrivance.  .  Anyone else?

I also like Episode VIII - Attack of the Hormones. It could likely be Episode VIII - this isn't the trilogy you fanboys were looking for.

snufkin wrote:It could likely be Episode VIII - this isn't the trilogy you fanboys were looking for.

@snufkin

Oh, I like that one. Alternative version: Episode VIII: Not Empire Strikes Back, though you won't believe that until you see it.

Episode VIII: Revenge of the Mystery Box....

Episode VIII: Return of Luke's Hand Clone

Episode VIII: island of the horny teenagers

Star Wars Episode VIII: Love Island
Star Wars Episode VIII: Wrath of the (Non-Biological) Father
Star Wars Episode VIII: Close Encounters of the Dark Side Kind

Star Wars Episode VIII: The First Order Strikes Back

Star Wars Episode VIII: Ryan's Daughter

More seriously, I did once see someone suggest 'The Lost Apprentice' as the title, and that's one I really like. I especially appreciate it because it has a triple meaning - the lost apprentice could be Luke (as the lost apprentice of Yoda), Kylo (as the lost apprentice of Luke) AND Rey (as the (potentially) second lost apprentice of Luke).

Well, to go with the theme set by Attack of the Clones and Empire Strikes Back:

Reylo Onslaught

Sexual Tension Barrage

The Anti's Never Saw it Coming

Touched Anew


More seriously, I want something that references the yin yang/ Light and Dark. Maybe, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Path to Balance

@Moonjump05

Thanks for the inspiration

SW EP 8: The affectionate stance

SW EP 8: The adventures of space chickens and horses

Moonjump05 wrote:Well, to go with the theme set by Attack of the Clones and Empire Strikes Back:

Reylo Onslaught

Sexual Tension Barrage

The Anti's Never Saw it Coming

Touched Anew


More seriously, I want something that references the yin yang/ Light and Dark. Maybe, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Path to Balance

@Moonjump05

Omg touched anew

I'm thinking Episode VIII: Revenge of the Ships. Second in the trilogy always has a romance, right?

Lily Snape wrote:I'm thinking Episode VIII: Revenge of the Ships. Second in the trilogy always has a romance, right?

@Lily Snape

LOL

I think that s my favorite so far.

Episode VIII: Pablo Hidalgo is Rey's Dad

Tradionally, has to start with 'R' or 'A', given that the OT and PT had movies that started with 'A', 'R' and 'T' and 'T's already done?

The PT's last title word was 'Sith', the OT's last title word was 'Jedi'. Where are we headed in this trilogy?

I hesitate to use the word 'grey', given the painful 50 shades implications. 'Bendu'?

Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Episode VIII: The Force Needs 5 More Minutes
Episode IX: The Force is Really Up Now

WhatGirl wrote:Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Episode VIII: The Force Needs 5 More Minutes
Episode IX: The Force is Really Up Now

@WhatGirl



You always come up with the best one liners.  Where do you come up with this stuff?

@iojovi

Lol they're just my random thoughts... I'm glad they can make some people smile.

Episode VIII: Raiders of the Lost Temple or Rise of the Force?!

Episode VIII: Shippers Strikes Back, Revenge of the Reylo Shippers or Searches for the Lost Hand
 
But seriousely maybe Episode VIII: Secrets of the Jedi Temple and Episode IX: Balance of the Force

No idea about VIII, but I still love the idea of Episode IX: The Ways of the Force, which someone else (I forget who) proposed a while back.

And no, that doesn't fit the A, T, R thing.

To re-use the titles of my crack fanfics... "Fall of Her Resistance" and the upcoming finale, "Rise of the ReyEmpress".

Episode IX: Field Trip with Zuko Kylo Ren

With scene straight after the crawl being Kylo, Rey, Finn, KMT and Poe in the Falcon, in the most awkward road trip in the history of cinema, until Poe finally breaks the silence by asking: "So... do you like chips?"

(If you get the reference(s), I love you)