BB-8 and BB-9E Love Story... Possible?...

They say there's a thin line between love and hate. It will be the droid Romeo and Juliet.

Canon supports this.

Such a cute droid <3 BB9E redemption arc please! In all seriousness, I would love to see some interactions and a tiny little story arc between these two.

BB-89E Pop, like Reylo barbies.

If Kylo Ren can get a redemption arc, so can BB-Hate, I mean, 9E.

Guys, do you think this could be abuse apologizing? He BUMPS her from behind without her permission and gives her elevator eyes. I think it might be metaphorical torture. Yikes. :/

FrolickingFizzgig wrote:Guys, do you think this could be abuse apologizing? He BUMPS her from behind without her permission and gives her elevator eyes. I think it might be metaphorical torture. Yikes. :/

@FrolickingFizzgig

I read about that in a deleted Facebook post so it must be true!

OMG NEW THEORY!? BB-8 AND BB-9E MIGHT BE...



RELATED

Incest confirmed?

They CAN’T be related!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB9e has hearts in his eyes as he attempts to bridal roll an unconscious BB8 through the forest...

I still ship it with the heat of a thousand suns.

ISeeAnIsland wrote:I still ship it with the heat of a thousand suns.

@ISeeAnIsland

I ship it with the heat of 1000 sins.

BB-8 is a role model! LF and Disney wouldn't have him setting a bad example by being friends with an evil unredeemable FO droid. What am I supposed to tell my coffeemaker? I know that it really looks up to BB-8 as a good example.

Stop this disgusting abusive ship!! Think of the children!!

I think BB-8 is already in a relationship. Maybe I heard wrong?

BenRey wrote:I think BB-8 is already in a relationship. Maybe I heard wrong?

@BenRey
This is going to turn into a BB-98 vs. BB-D2 ship war, isn't it?

This thread is 100% satire btw.

I ship it! Ship it a thousand times! The sexual tension is high. Lol.
Btw, what shall be call this ship?

WillowMeena wrote:I ship it! Ship it a thousand times! The sexual tension is high. Lol.
Btw, what shall be call this ship?

@WillowMeena

I don’t know, but all I want to do right now is find the two people who dare think they’re related!!! *I will bring the hammer down!!!*

FrolickingFizzgig wrote:Guys, do you think this could be abuse apologizing? He BUMPS her from behind without her permission and gives her elevator eyes. I think it might be metaphorical torture. Yikes. :/

No, because it's only abuse when it happens to the good guys, BB-9E deserves to be bumped into by BB-8 because she is evil and irredeemable. And you all can't ship them anyway because it's incest, they are obviously cousins.
I'm also a bit conflicted about shipping BB-8 with R2, because of the huge age gap, but since they are both good guys, R2 would never take advantage of BB-8, so it's probably ok. Everything is better than BB-8/BB-9E. Why ship BB-8/BB-9E when you can ship BB-9E being disassembled for her parts?  

But seriously, they are so adorable and I voted "possible". When BB-8 repairs her and then she seems a bit undecided if she should follow him or not... By the way, are we sure BB-9E is a female droid?

I really want Kylo to interact with BB-8 or BB-9E in TLJ. Just imagine a cute droid following him around or Kylo talking to him/her. Would he be annoyed or would he be sweet (when no one's watching them)?

Edit:

Why are you all shipping this pure droid with his abuser when there are so many other nice droids in the Resistance:

2BB-2:


BB-4:

I ship R2-B8.

BB8 was there when R2 was revived. And BB8 had the missing piece of the map R2 has.

BB8 literally completes R2!

Also I don't care for the age gap. It only shows how much R2 can share with BB8 about his adventures. We all saw on SW Blips how BB8 fandroided over R2.

He was already smitten!

After BB8's courageous journey in TFA, I bet he and R2 are somewhat kindred spirits.

fite me

Who are these people shipping my pure little cinnamon-roll ball with that evil dark side droid!? BB-8 must be protected.

In all seriousness, the idea is adorable.

I love this thread, even if it's giving me deja vu and a little bit of PTSD...

BB8 and 9E are related because they're twins.

They were probably produced in the same droid factory, but where separated at distribution. Or maybe 9E was with the resistance like her brother BB8. But she followed her master Kylo Ren into the dark side because she wanted to be as strong as the Death Star. She wants to finish what the Death Star started.

You can see it in her design. She's already round and painted black. Next step for her is to sacrifice her droid brain to create a new Death Star which will be her great fall.

There is no redemption for BB-9E.

I'am done with SW. They just killed my childhood with this abomination!

Oh those happy times when SW was pure in the late seventies.


P.S.
Thanks @FrolickingFizzgig  for opening this thread, we needed it!

Wth? BB 8 is like only 19 and BB 9E is probably 40 or something! Thats an abusive age gap!!!!!

Also, I think they might be twins, so no way...

BB-8 already has a tall and cute canon gf named IVEE who fixes the ship he navigates to show how much she cares for him.....and when they're together, they forget that everyone else exists......If BB-8 was still single, I'd have shipped BB-8 and BB-9E. (Also, Phasma already killed BB-9E- or at least one of them )

Pfffft what nonsense. BB-8 is a strong independent droid who needs no romance. Why would anyone want BB-8's agency taken away??