HAND SEX CONFIRMED - SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN - Celebration thread

[snufkin]

These seem like the germane SXSW quotes

[BenRey]

Sex Scene

[ZioRen]

These seem like the germane SXSW quotes

@snufkin
GOOD GOD. HOW PLATONIC.

[special_cases]

OMG Rian I think he just confirmed on camera romantic Rey and Kylo for the first time

[Kessel]

“The closest thing we’ll get to a sex scene in a Star Wars movie.”

Romantic Reylo dynamic confirmed. Case closed.

[Riri]

Omg!! This is SOMETHING. We actually need to hear it now!

[EchoBase]

If that’s a sex scene, what would be a kiss scene then?

[Darth_Awakened]

“The closest thing we’ll get to a sex scene in a Star Wars movie.”

Romantic Reylo dynamic confirmed. Case closed.

@Kessel

I need a bottle of champagne!

Who cares about the space Hitler.

[EchoBase]

“The closest thing we’ll get to a sex scene in a Star Wars movie.”

Romantic Reylo dynamic confirmed. Case closed.

@Kessel

I need a bottle of champagne!

@Darth_Awakened

Actually, (and it’s rather a coincidence) I’m really drinking cremant right now, so cheers.

[Xylo Ren]

These seem like the germane SXSW quotes

@snufkin


IS THIS LEGIT

STOP

STOP

CALL AN AMBULANCE

WE ARE DEAD

WE ARE ALL DEAD

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!

[Moonlight13]

[special_cases]

#Sexgate

Only this is the best gate for us

[snufkin]

I kind of disagree with him that it’s the only sex scene, though hut smut is more overtly romantic




Insert sarcasm here about how it’s either platonic or a cautionary tale for young women about dating bad boys.

Also that collectibles quote is so low-key shade because what type of fans (and well k ow site) supposedly had spoilers based on merch but can’t predict what was going to happen to save their lives?

[Little_Boots]

@Xylo Ren

[Riri]

https://twitter.com/seducedbykylo/status/973314849223729154

the vid

[ZioRen]

https://twitter.com/seducedbykylo/status/973314849223729154

the vid

@Riri

No denial can be had! Rian Johnson has ceased to play around, he's just going for it.

[IoJovi]

https://twitter.com/seducedbykylo/status/973314849223729154

the vid

@Riri

I think my ovaries just exploded.  I should see a doc about that.

[nana7marie]

https://twitter.com/seducedbykylo/status/973314849223729154

the vid

@Riri
OMG, IT’S LEGIT!

[Saracene]

Well, you know, I'm sure he meant a *platonic* sex scene.

[IoJovi]

Well, you know, I'm sure he meant a *platonic* sex scene.

@Saracene

Between cousins, of course...

[cherrylipstick]

OMG what is going on today?! first the bts pictures now the sex scene... They really want me dead
What a wonderful monday

[LadyHa]

FINALLY!  I can't believe it has taken two years for an unmistakeable comment from LucasFilm that Reylo has a sexual component.  I mean, I'm very pleased   , but jeez, what took so long?

[snufkin]

Not that we haven’t been saying this since Day One, but I can imagine the reaction from some parts of the Internet to this statement. Release the “Rey needs to be a strong independent woman and role model for little girls!” think pieces. Nevermind that there are those of us who as little girls looked up to Leia for getting to be a kicka@@ leader who was the smartest person in the room but also had a pretty hot love life going on.

[FrolickingFizzgig]

Cue the part were the goalposts shift yet again. There was vehement denial across many parts of the web that the #SmutHut was meant to be any kind of romantic encounter, just "platonic intimacy" (?????). Rian confirms yet another Reylo-only interpretation of the film (pornographic finger touch = metaphorical sex scene), but ofc it means nothing because it's just Rian's opinion/he isn't making the next movie/JJ will save us!!! /s

[special_cases]

Haha someone on Reddit already is saying that this is just callback to Leia and Luke.

I... can't.