Age-old mysteries of the Force and shocking revelations of the past?

Piper Maru wrote:I think the "shocking" revelation is that Luke is batsith crazy and was responsible for his nephew's fall.

@Piper Maru

As we approaching December this outcome seems more and more likely to me.

There's GA out there expecting HERO-BAD*SS!Luke to save the day - and they'll got the half-mad old hermit, who "..felt responsible for his padawan's fall.." for a start. (at least Han told us so in TFA).

The shocking truth?

The original Force users in the galaxy are... the Porgs.

In fact, the Porgs are the source of the Force. After the collapse of both the original Jedi Order and now Skywalker's Jedi, the Porgs have decided that all other sentient races are unworthy of the Force and are drawing all remaining Force users to Ahch-To so as to eliminate them and restore the Porgs as supreme overlords of the galaxy.

What? Don't believe me? Think about it:

We know that at some point Luke, Rey, and Kylo are on the island. What do those three have in common? They're Force-users!

Also, it's been said that the Porgs have 'befriended' Luke, but what LF calls 'befriending' I call 'lulling into a sense of false security'.

It all adds up. Open your eyes, people.

Still don't believe me? Then I offer this final piece of evidence:

P-O-R-G-S

Remove 'P', 'G', and 'S'.

Replace them with 'F', 'C', and 'E', respectively.

What do we get?

FORCE!!!!

I rest my case.

I'm not crazy. You're crazy.

Armadeus wrote:The shocking truth?

The original Force users in the galaxy are... the Porgs.

In fact, the Porgs are the source of the Force. After the collapse of both the original Jedi Order and now Skywalker's Jedi, the Porgs have decided that all other sentient races are unworthy of the Force and are drawing all remaining Force users to Ahch-To so as to eliminate them and restore the Porgs as supreme overlords of the galaxy.

What? Don't believe me? Think about it:

We know that at some point Luke, Rey, and Kylo are on the island. What do those three have in common? They're Force-users!

Also, it's been said that the Porgs have 'befriended' Luke, but what LF calls 'befriending' I call 'lulling into a sense of false security'.

It all adds up. Open your eyes, people.

Still don't believe me? Then I offer this final piece of evidence:

P-O-R-G-S

Remove 'P', 'G', and 'S'.

Replace them with 'F', 'C', and 'E', respectively.

What do we get?

FORCE!!!!

I rest my case.

I'm not crazy. You're crazy.

@Armadeus

I believe and fully endorse this idea.

Also take out the R from PORG and turn the p upside down and it's 'god' backwards... The Truth it Out There.

Helix wrote:

Armadeus wrote:The shocking truth?

The original Force users in the galaxy are... the Porgs.

In fact, the Porgs are the source of the Force. After the collapse of both the original Jedi Order and now Skywalker's Jedi, the Porgs have decided that all other sentient races are unworthy of the Force and are drawing all remaining Force users to Ahch-To so as to eliminate them and restore the Porgs as supreme overlords of the galaxy.

What? Don't believe me? Think about it:

We know that at some point Luke, Rey, and Kylo are on the island. What do those three have in common? They're Force-users!

Also, it's been said that the Porgs have 'befriended' Luke, but what LF calls 'befriending' I call 'lulling into a sense of false security'.

It all adds up. Open your eyes, people.

Still don't believe me? Then I offer this final piece of evidence:

P-O-R-G-S

Remove 'P', 'G', and 'S'.

Replace them with 'F', 'C', and 'E', respectively.

What do we get?

FORCE!!!!

I rest my case.

I'm not crazy. You're crazy.

@Armadeus

I believe and fully endorse this idea.

Also take out the R from PORG and turn the p upside down and it's 'god' backwards... The Truth it Out There.

@Helix



We haven't much time... Porgageddon is upon us.

Armadeus wrote:

Helix wrote:

Armadeus wrote:The shocking truth?

The original Force users in the galaxy are... the Porgs.

In fact, the Porgs are the source of the Force. After the collapse of both the original Jedi Order and now Skywalker's Jedi, the Porgs have decided that all other sentient races are unworthy of the Force and are drawing all remaining Force users to Ahch-To so as to eliminate them and restore the Porgs as supreme overlords of the galaxy.

What? Don't believe me? Think about it:

We know that at some point Luke, Rey, and Kylo are on the island. What do those three have in common? They're Force-users!

Also, it's been said that the Porgs have 'befriended' Luke, but what LF calls 'befriending' I call 'lulling into a sense of false security'.

It all adds up. Open your eyes, people.

Still don't believe me? Then I offer this final piece of evidence:

P-O-R-G-S

Remove 'P', 'G', and 'S'.

Replace them with 'F', 'C', and 'E', respectively.

What do we get?

FORCE!!!!

I rest my case.

I'm not crazy. You're crazy.

@Armadeus

I believe and fully endorse this idea.

Also take out the R from PORG and turn the p upside down and it's 'god' backwards... The Truth it Out There.

@Helix



We haven't much time... Porgageddon is upon us.

@Armadeus

With your scenario, I get some Hitchcock vibe:

The Birds for the PORGS


And Psycho for mad isolated Luke:


And let's not forget To Catch a Thief for Canto Bright

Little bemol: should Maz Kanata and Snoke as Force User not be drawn to Ahch-To as well ?

Wasn't there a "spoiler" that Kylo is attacked by birds on Ahch-To?

Cowgirlsamurai wrote:Wasn't there a "spoiler" that Kylo is attacked by birds on Ahch-To?

@Cowgirlsamurai

The Porgs arrive to save their new God Rey.

May the Porgs be with you.

I don't know if I will love the porgs or if they will haunt my nightmares.

I have a headcanon that the porgs will love Kylo, much to his annoyance.

ReyofLightSide wrote:I don't know if I will love the porgs or if they will haunt my nightmares.

I have a headcanon that the porgs will love Kylo, much to his annoyance.

@ReyofLightSide

Maybe they attack him...with kisses

from: http://1ericayu1.tumblr.com/post/163076661140/seriously-why-he-looks-so-sad-in-all-those

Helix wrote:


from: http://1ericayu1.tumblr.com/post/163076661140/seriously-why-he-looks-so-sad-in-all-those

@Helix

That's so cute.

Cowgirlsamurai wrote:

ReyofLightSide wrote:I don't know if I will love the porgs or if they will haunt my nightmares.

I have a headcanon that the porgs will love Kylo, much to his annoyance.

@ReyofLightSide

Maybe they attack him...with kisses

@Cowgirlsamurai

Or I do. Wait.....what?

ReyofLightSide wrote:

Cowgirlsamurai wrote:

ReyofLightSide wrote:I don't know if I will love the porgs or if they will haunt my nightmares.

I have a headcanon that the porgs will love Kylo, much to his annoyance.

@ReyofLightSide

Maybe they attack him...with kisses

@Cowgirlsamurai

Or I do. Wait.....what?

@ReyofLightSide

Reylos to Kylo: